“Rooted”
The Smoothest of the Smooth
Sexy conversation with my girlfriend:
“I’m feeling a bit under the weather.”
“Looks like you need a dose of vitamin A (My name is Anthony).”
“Well I’m afraid that I’m bed-ridden.”
“Don’t worry, this doctor makes house calls.”
“You’d probably have to come at night.”
“I have to warn you, it’s a pretty big needle.”
“I think I can take it.”
“You sure? It’s a suppository.”
I don’t know where I lost her.
